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Dear
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it When your dog ran amok With Paris Hilton and I saw you Knock out My best friend. I'm sure you're Ashamed enough to understand That Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning Your ring to you,but I'll keep My virginity as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about The incarnation as an eskimo .
With ease, Hanna
I'll tag:
Dear Huispe
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head in women's clothing and I saw you carve your initials into Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're high enough to understand the middle-east. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I was interviewed by the Times about a passionate interest for mice.
Greetings to your frog Leonard, Julia
Dear
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me at the mental hospital and I saw you ignore my mustard souffle. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your false teeth to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I always try to forget eggplant-fetishism.
Your everlasting enemy, Sean
Dear
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it When your dwarf bit me In your camping car and I saw you Pull the clothes off My best friend. I'm sure you're Man enough to understand The middle-east. I'm returning Your love letters to you,but I'll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Get sick when I think of A new life as a clone .
Best regards, Frau Stephanie Hermes
RULES: Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people,and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.
Dear -icon of the person who tagged you-
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you,but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .
___12____, -Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - xxxx off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it When your dog ran amok With Paris Hilton and I saw you Knock out My best friend. I'm sure you're Ashamed enough to understand That Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning Your ring to you,but I'll keep My virginity as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about The incarnation as an eskimo .
With ease, Hanna
I'll tag:
Dear Huispe
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head in women's clothing and I saw you carve your initials into Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're high enough to understand the middle-east. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I was interviewed by the Times about a passionate interest for mice.
Greetings to your frog Leonard, Julia
Dear
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me at the mental hospital and I saw you ignore my mustard souffle. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your false teeth to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I always try to forget eggplant-fetishism.
Your everlasting enemy, Sean
Dear
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it When your dwarf bit me In your camping car and I saw you Pull the clothes off My best friend. I'm sure you're Man enough to understand The middle-east. I'm returning Your love letters to you,but I'll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Get sick when I think of A new life as a clone .
Best regards, Frau Stephanie Hermes
RULES: Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people,and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.
Dear -icon of the person who tagged you-
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you,but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .
___12____, -Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - xxxx off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
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Burnt out folklorist hides from the world and her antagonist who plumber the outside of her home. Upon receiving a random invite to a cabin from a fan. Mel escapes the drudgery of her life only to find another annoying neighbor who turns out to be fey. Can she survive the encounter or can Mel give him an offer he can't refuse?
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Let's start 2024!
To say that 2023 was a year of stress is an understatement. I had a lot of things happen to me which tested my resolve time and time again, but I never stopped fighting to keep my head above the waves. I'm stepping into 2024 hopeful and cautious. Many things happened in 2023 that I have learned my lessons from, one of which is focusing on family. In August 2023, my mother had a brain blood clot that caused her to be rushed into the hospital, and I was not prepared in any way. I had to shove every priority aside to gather the income, battle with USCIS's naturalization process and Finland Embassy to get a passport so I could fly out to Spain to see her, and ensure my own mental health in the process so I didn't give up under the pressure. But I'm happy to come to you with good news: Not only is my mother recovering great, but I became a US citizen on November 17th, and I received my passport soon after. Because of this, my posts are going to become a lot more erratic for the next month
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And the commission(s) are guaranteed to be done by Dec 31st! I'll be out of the country starting Jan 1st, and I don't like leaving work waiting :D So, if you're looking to treat yourself, or someone you care about, to a commission, DM me or email me! Email is written on my commission info:
Commissions are open!
Commissions are open, with no slots currently taken! If you have an idea or a character you would like to see drawn, I work fast, I work well, and I care that you get the drawing you want! You can find my commission info right below here, and below that are examples of what I've drawn for others:
Commissions are open
Two weeks ago my mother ended up in the hospital due to a brain blood clot, and needless to say, I experienced the scariest moment of my life... The good news is that the doctor said she is going to be alright, and is slowly on the way to recovery. I had opened my commissions originally to make enough for a plane ticket to go see her. I can't thank everyone enough for making this happen. The only thing standing in my way now is bureaucracy as I try to get a Finnish passport as a permanent resident... But until that's done! I'm keeping my commissions open so that I can send any money I make to help my mom with bills. So any commissions and shares are appreciated
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you wanna go to germany : D